Three Eyed Freaks of Nature! You can still buy these from TransScience Corp. For $16 you can even get a Sea Monkey Scientist Diploma from the Crustacean College of Sea Monkey Knowledge! I got mine a few years ago. It proclaims me Doctor of Denizens of the Deep! What’s there not to like about credentials you can just pay for?
Long live the free and independent crustacean utopia of Seamonkeydoria!