Alright, so it’s not really all that random. Being random is just cool these days, and you know we try very, very hard to fit in and be normal.
We sacrificed a Bandai Godzilla figure to the gods of shipping this week, part of our project to preserve our glorious eBay Top Rated Seller Status. Hey, we had to go through hell itself to earn it, so why not try to meet the minimum sales goals one more year? Why not stuff the radioactive lizard overlord right into the sacred eBay fires? Godzilla always rises again from the monstrous depths that spawned him (or her, as the case may be.) GOJIRA!
It turned out to be a good move. Gojira sold in like 48 hours, edging us ever closer to our 100th sale in 12 months. Do you want funny captions on these photos from our listing? Longbox Graveyard always has hilarious captions. We have Slayer on the speakers of the martian outpost here, so all we can think of is like … horrifying Slayer lyric. Leave us your verbal gems in the comments section please.